Please Make make a list for us, as, we are listally challenged and we have no fucking listing abilities, therefore we need a professional lister with exceptional list writing capabilities. Recent allegations have placed the normal listing list at unlisted and our listlessness is now only a list away. As of 15 seconds ago your list was not list user friendly. We are hoping that your listabilities are relisted in a listly manner.
Listlessly Yours-The Clinically Unlisted